Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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