i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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