We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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