mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
bring money and cleavage
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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