bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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