never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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