The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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