All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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