you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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