the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
