READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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