Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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