my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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