I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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