So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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