She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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