If i come over, it means nothing
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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