i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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