that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
