He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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