I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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