Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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