fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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