Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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