it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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