I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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