Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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