What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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