I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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