i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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