i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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