Who wears a wallet chain?!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
