you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Randomize
