just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
