You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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