Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
porn star boner night. come get it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
