Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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