hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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