I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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