I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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