am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
