The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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