Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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