I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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