I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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