You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
