hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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