the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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