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(949): View more from California

if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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(760): View more from California

We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.

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(847): View more from Illinois

..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.

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(626): View more from California

I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.

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(703): View more from Virginia

To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked

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(270): View more from Kentucky

U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk

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