the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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