Are we in a gay sports bar?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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