ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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