Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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