Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i've created a new STD.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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